My e-reader Is Better Than Your e-reader (unless yours is the Sony Reader)

The first book I purchased on my e-reader...isn't this reader the cutest thing EVER!!!???

            Just wanted to drop a little note to once again say how FREAKING AWESOME my e-reader is!!!  You all, I don’t have to push random buttons on the bottom and along the sides of my ereader.  It is touchscreen, has a backup library and did I mention how cute it is?!  I hate to be so cocky about this but man, this is HEAVEN. 

P.S. To all the lost souls who wished for the Kindle and didn’t have parents as incredible as mine who knew what was best and opted for Sony’s e-reader, go return that Kindle crap ASAP and get with what the cool kids are rocking.  We’re all about that touch screen/cuteness/simplicity over here.